I think we're living in The Future now.

[though I was promised flying cars...]

Superhero test results:
You are Spider-Man

Spider-Man 75% Superman 65% Iron Man 60% Batman 55% Hulk 55% Supergirl 48% Robin 48% The Flash 45% Catwoman 45% Wonder Woman 38% Green Lantern 30%

You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility.

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Extraversion |||||||||||| 43% Stability |||||||||||| 46% Orderliness |||||||||||||| 60% Accommodation |||||||||||| 50% Interdependence |||||||||||| 50% Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 70% Mystical |||||||||| 36% Artistic |||| 16% Religious |||||| 30% Hedonism |||||| 23% Materialism |||||||||||||| 56% Narcissism |||||||||||||| 56% Adventurousness |||||||||| 36% Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 76% Self absorbed |||||| 30% Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50% Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%

Romantic |||||||||||||| 56% Avoidant |||||||||||| 43% Anti-authority |||| 16% Wealth |||||||||||| 43% Dependency |||| 16% Change averse |||||||||| 36% Cautiousness |||||||||||||||| 63% Individuality |||||||||| 36% Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63% Peter pan complex |||||| 23% Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 90% Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57% Histrionic |||| 16% Paranoia |||||||||| 36% Vanity |||||||||||| 50% Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43% Female cliche |||| 16%

Stability results were medium which suggests I am moderately relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic. Wouldn't want to be too relaxed -- that's just lazy. Orderliness results were moderately high which suggests I am, at times, overly organized, reliable, neat, and hard working at the expense of flexibility, efficiency, spontaneity, and fun. Shit. Extraversion results were moderately low which suggests you are reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive. Yup. Making the first move is a skill.

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Your dating personality profile: Intellectual - You consider your mind amongst your assets. Learning is not a chore but a constant search after wisdom and knowledge. You value education and rationality. Practical - You are a down-to-earth individual who is not impressed with material excess. You care about the stuff of like that really matters. Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.

Your date match profile: Shy - You are put off by people who are open books. You are drawn to someone who is a bit more mysterious. You want to draw him out of his shell and get to know what he is all about. Athletic - You aren't looking for a couch potato. You seek someone who is active and who keeps his body in top shape. Intellectual - You seek out intelligence. Idle chit-chat is not what you are after. You prefer your date who can stimulate your mind.

Your Top Ten Traits 1. Intellectual 2. Practical 3. Liberal 4. Big-Hearted 5. Wealthy/Ambitious 6. Adventurous 7. Shy 8. Athletic 9. Sensual 10. Romantic

Your Top Ten Match Traits 1. Shy 2. Athletic 3. Intellectual 4. Adventurous 5. Practical 6. Big-Hearted 7. Conservative 8. Wealthy/Ambitious 9. Funny 10. Traditional

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+ My grandma used to treat me like a walking thesaurus, so I unintentionally use big words a lot.
(I get a little embarassed when people can't follow what I'm saying.)
+ From 4th grade on my education was largely paid for thanks to interventions of kindly white Republican women from the Northeast. Special thanks go to the Avners, Elsie Hillman, and
+ I have a memory of being about 6 and negotiating my little sister out of a spanking. (I definitely remember the spanking I got that day...)
+one of my favorite nicknames, somehow, is "Kabutops" (カブトプス), and I got it from a friend-of-a-friend I'd known less than a day.